{"id":206,"date":"2005-05-31T09:15:22","date_gmt":"2005-05-31T15:15:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/206"},"modified":"2005-05-31T09:15:22","modified_gmt":"2005-05-31T15:15:22","slug":"lets-get-it-staaaarteeeeed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/206","title":{"rendered":"Let’s get it staaaarteeeeed"},"content":{"rendered":"

I woke up this morning with the song “Let’s Get It Started” in my head. The chorus only, of course. It’s now 10 a.m. and I am still plagued by it.<\/p>\n

I hate Lion Brand Yarn, because they’re so purvasive. I hate them because they created a pattern for the poncho Martha Stewart was wearing when she left prison. I hate them because they send me a newsletter I mostly don’t want.<\/p>\n

Somehow, though, I ended up fascinated by a link in their newsletter to the Smithsonian Institute<\/a>.
\n\"purlharder\"<\/a><\/p>\n

There’s nothing like a bad knitting pun<\/a>, and there is NOTHING like a war poster using a knitting pun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I woke up this morning with the song “Let’s Get It Started” in my head. The chorus only, of course. It’s now 10 a.m. and I am still plagued by it. I hate Lion Brand Yarn, because they’re so purvasive. I hate them because they created a pattern for the poncho Martha Stewart was wearing […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-knit-or-get-off-the-pot"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=206"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}