{"id":2,"date":"2004-10-05T13:53:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-05T13:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=2"},"modified":"2017-05-10T09:05:54","modified_gmt":"2017-05-10T15:05:54","slug":"i-need-mirrored-sunglasses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/2","title":{"rendered":"I need mirrored sunglasses."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anton suggested peoplewatching as a hobby on my long commutes up to North Chicago.  After a week of taking the train, I thought I&apos;d hyperventilate and fall over.  Somehow the stress was greater than the eight hours I spent at work.<\/p>\n<p>I followed his advice, and have enjoyed the benefits of peoplewatching as a sport.  Well, sport like fishing is a sport.  Yesterday I noticed an old old man with leathery hands holding a leather wallet and leather portfolio.  The leather of his things were the same color and texture as his skin.<\/p>\n<p>There was a woman with her three children riding into the city on the 5:20.  As the conductor handed the change back, one of the children reached out his hands, and the conductor feigned the money into the child&apos;s hands.  When he actually placed the money in the mother&apos;s hand, the little boy made the very specific &quot;I don&apos;t understand money, but I know I want it, and I don&apos;t see why I can&apos;t have the money you just gave my mother.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>I remember that from my childhood.  Since I didn&apos;t know where money came from, there was no reason not to keep it, if some jokey store clerk thought they were being amusing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anton suggested peoplewatching as a hobby on my long commutes up to North Chicago. After a week of taking the train, I thought I&apos;d hyperventilate and fall over. Somehow the stress was greater than the eight hours I spent at work. I followed his advice, and have enjoyed the benefits of peoplewatching as a sport. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bucket-of-sunshine"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1693,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2\/revisions\/1693"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}