{"id":175,"date":"2005-05-05T09:05:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-05T15:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/175"},"modified":"2005-05-05T09:05:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-05T15:05:00","slug":"for-all-yall-with-fanny-packs-and-pony-tails-cmon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/175","title":{"rendered":"For All Y&#8217;all with Fanny Packs and Pony Tails, C&#8217;mon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes,   I kind of like it when decisions are made for me. It takes the pressure off choosing an option, and means that I won&#8217;t be at fault for what happens.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to stay in Waukegan for the summer. Yeah, I know, I&#8217;ll miss a bunch of good stuff, but who else are you going to run to when you want to go to 6 Flags? Huh? Nobody.<\/p>\n<p>Last night when I got home, I found the most beautiful manila envelope waiting for me. I have the instructions for the master knitter program.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, I don&#8217;t know if you understand how happy this made me. I&#8217;m so excited. I danced around my apartment a while, then read the instructions three times. I can&#8217;t wait to start. I emailed the Yahoo Group of master knitters-in-progress to ask if anyone wanted to be a mentor and answer the pesky questions I know I&#8217;ll have. Even better than that, a couple of Level 1 starters asked if we could have a support group, and talk our way through the whole thing. I&#8217;m so excited. That&#8217;s the best idea ever. I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll work faster knowing that there are others I am working with, and I won&#8217;t be banging my head against the wall because I don&#8217;t understand the directions.<\/p>\n<p>Did I mention I&#8217;m excited?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes, I kind of like it when decisions are made for me. It takes the pressure off choosing an option, and means that I won&#8217;t be at fault for what happens. I&#8217;m going to stay in Waukegan for the summer. Yeah, I know, I&#8217;ll miss a bunch of good stuff, but who else are you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-knit-or-get-off-the-pot"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=175"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}