{"id":173,"date":"2005-05-04T09:17:30","date_gmt":"2005-05-04T15:17:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/173"},"modified":"2005-05-04T09:17:30","modified_gmt":"2005-05-04T15:17:30","slug":"awful-dreaming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/173","title":{"rendered":"Awful dreaming"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I slept horribly last night,   not really falling asleepasleep until 6 or 7 &#8211; at which point I dreamt that Jen and Dan had a party up at their new place in Rogers Park,   and the new apartment was part of a renovated high school, so when we got there we went to the gym to watch a high school basketball game. I decided to leave early, so I went back to their apartment to grab my stuff. My arms were both full, so I had to leave their door open. The hallway was unfinished, and there wasn&#8217;t a railing around the balcony that overlooked the floor below. Jen and Dan&#8217;s beagle puppy ran out the front door, briefly changed into a white fluffy kitten, then back into a beagle, and out of fright careened around the balcony space and leaped off the edge. I could hear it -thunk- on the floor below, and ran down the steps to see if it was OK. I couldn&#8217;t find it, and then I surprised it around a corner, and it was scared and jumped off THAT floor to the floor below. I&#8217;m in hysterics because I&#8217;m slowly killing Jen and Dan&#8217;s dog. I run down the flight of stairs and find the dog waiting patiently for me. He has little spatters of blood all over his coat, but he acts fine. I look at his eyes to check for dilation, but he seems fine.<\/p>\n<p>Then I woke up, and it was 9:16. I don&#8217;t know what happened to my alarm.<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-content\/beagle_puppy.jpg' alt='Leaping beagle puppy'\/><br \/>\nNo Sonya, don&#8217;t hurt me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I slept horribly last night, not really falling asleepasleep until 6 or 7 &#8211; at which point I dreamt that Jen and Dan had a party up at their new place in Rogers Park, and the new apartment was part of a renovated high school, so when we got there we went to the gym [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bucket-of-sunshine"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}