{"id":169,"date":"2005-05-03T08:51:11","date_gmt":"2005-05-03T14:51:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/169"},"modified":"2005-05-03T08:51:11","modified_gmt":"2005-05-03T14:51:11","slug":"he-looked-like-chris-cooper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/169","title":{"rendered":"He Looked Like Chris Cooper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B00006L3M4\/qid=1115131240\/sr=2-1\/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1\/104-9001366-8008761\">Koufax&#8217;s Saturdays Alone<\/a> stuck in my head,   and it&#8217;s been that way since I woke up.<\/p>\n<p>Last night I dreamt that I was living with Jason and Jake in a really really big room in a small town somewhere I&#8217;ve never been. I drove into the parking lot of our, uh, room and a guy jumped out of nowhere and tried to attack me. I tried running him over, using sweet Grand Turismo-style moves, but he disappeared. I went inside, and he followed me. Dude looked like <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0177933\/\">Chris Cooper<\/a> and I tried to run away, but I noticed he was trying to rob the place, so I turned around and tried to talk him out of it. I was trying to surreptitiously take a picture of him with my cameraphone, and realized I should call 911.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve never called 911 before, and in my dream, I accidentally hit 944, and I have to redial. When I get an operator, she asks where I am, and that&#8217;s when I realize that I don&#8217;t know. I mean, I live there, but we must have just moved. I explain that I&#8217;m west of the Circuit City, east of the grocery store, and on the south side of the street.<\/p>\n<p>Chris Cooper leaves before I can do anything, and I go find Jason and Jake, asleep on a bed. I&#8217;m mad at them for not helping\/saving me, but the police come in a brown car and tell me they&#8217;ve apprehended a suspect.<\/p>\n<p>That, my friends, is when I woke up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have Koufax&#8217;s Saturdays Alone stuck in my head, and it&#8217;s been that way since I woke up. Last night I dreamt that I was living with Jason and Jake in a really really big room in a small town somewhere I&#8217;ve never been. I drove into the parking lot of our, uh, room and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-read-a-little-dream-of-me"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=169"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}