{"id":159,"date":"2005-04-26T14:31:51","date_gmt":"2005-04-26T20:31:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/159"},"modified":"2005-04-26T14:31:51","modified_gmt":"2005-04-26T20:31:51","slug":"knitty-gritty-dirt-band","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/159","title":{"rendered":"Knitty Gritty Dirt Band"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last Friday,   I got home from work with the idea that I would spend the evening working on the iPod cozy prototype I&#8217;ve been knitting for Kate and Ade. I blocked it (incidentally,   the first time I&#8217;ve bothered to block anything) and realized that nothing could be done till it dried.<\/p>\n<p>Did I work on the iPod lining? Did I work on the three scarves I have left to knit for Karen,   which I really ought to do because she bought the yarn!? NO.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been thinking about knitting myself a poncho, and for some reason, it hit on Friday. I could not wait any longer to start this project. Casting existing projects aside (no pun inteded), I drove to Joann&#8217;s Fabrics in Waukegan to find some Homespun. See, I could have knit this thing out of nicey yarn, but that would be expensive. I&#8217;d rather use stupid Lion Brand yarn and only spend $12 on the project.<\/p>\n<p>So here I am, it&#8217;s Tuesday, and all I can think about is getting home to the poncho. I don&#8217;t know if it will look good, or look good on me, but we all need something to obsess about in life, and since I <em>have<\/em> a boyfriend, I&#8217;m kind of stuck on the knitting thing.<\/p>\n<p>Better than drugs. Better than other guys. Better than porn. Better than America&#8217;s Next Top Model (but a close second).<\/p>\n<p>Oh, you&#8217;d like to see what this poncho would look like? It looks like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lionbrand.com\/patterns\/khs-prettyPoncho.html\">this<\/a>, only with a yarn called Adirondack, described thusly: &#8220;dusty greens and mauve recall the distant mountains.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last Friday, I got home from work with the idea that I would spend the evening working on the iPod cozy prototype I&#8217;ve been knitting for Kate and Ade. I blocked it (incidentally, the first time I&#8217;ve bothered to block anything) and realized that nothing could be done till it dried. Did I work on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-knit-or-get-off-the-pot"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}