{"id":154,"date":"2005-04-22T05:47:51","date_gmt":"2005-04-22T11:47:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/154"},"modified":"2005-04-22T05:56:07","modified_gmt":"2005-04-22T11:56:07","slug":"woooooooooooo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/154","title":{"rendered":"WOOOOOooooooo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s 6:45 and I&#8217;m here at work,   getting ready to spend my morning answering the phones during the all staff,   company-wide Annual Shareholders Meeting. (That&#8217;s ASM,   for those in the know.)<\/p>\n<p>The upside? Maybe leaving early, and free meals. You know how I like breakfast. (I&#8217;ve already eaten more than three things.) I just picked up some brie. Brie, at 6:45.<\/p>\n<p>The downside? I&#8217;m wearing a suit, I&#8217;ll be answering the PHONE, and it&#8217;s 6:45.<\/p>\n<p>The upside to the downside? It&#8217;s one of those suit-jacket\/short skirt deals, so I look hot as hell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s 6:45 and I&#8217;m here at work, getting ready to spend my morning answering the phones during the all staff, company-wide Annual Shareholders Meeting. (That&#8217;s ASM, for those in the know.) The upside? Maybe leaving early, and free meals. You know how I like breakfast. (I&#8217;ve already eaten more than three things.) I just picked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bucket-of-sunshine"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}