{"id":150,"date":"2005-04-19T10:12:01","date_gmt":"2005-04-19T16:12:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/150"},"modified":"2005-04-19T10:12:01","modified_gmt":"2005-04-19T16:12:01","slug":"once-upon-a-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/150","title":{"rendered":"Once Upon a Time &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was banned from reading for a month,   because I hid behind <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fbtelco.com\/images\/employeepics\/aaron.jpg\">Aaron Horman <\/a>(a big kid) and read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/0553157248\/qid=1113926639\/sr=8-1\/ref=pd_csp_1\/102-0876315-1231345?v=glance&#038;s=books&#038;n=507846\">Enyclopedia Brown<\/a> books during math and science. That was in the fifth grade,   and I&#8217;ve never forgiven Mrs. Kintzel.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I seemed to have mentioned this <a href=\"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/33\">before<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was banned from reading for a month, because I hid behind Aaron Horman (a big kid) and read Enyclopedia Brown books during math and science. That was in the fifth grade, and I&#8217;ve never forgiven Mrs. Kintzel. Oh, I seemed to have mentioned this before.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-sonya-fact"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=150"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}