{"id":1457,"date":"2011-06-29T19:11:47","date_gmt":"2011-06-30T01:11:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/1457"},"modified":"2011-06-29T19:11:47","modified_gmt":"2011-06-30T01:11:47","slug":"on-diaper-strike","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/1457","title":{"rendered":"On diaper strike"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another milestone our baby book makes us note: 80&#8217;s first haircut.<\/p>\n<p>Before:<br \/>\n  on Flickr&#8221; href=&#8221;http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/wadsgreen\/5878253230\/&#8221;><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5154\/5878253230_2d64007cae.jpg\" alt=\"Before\" width=\"331\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t so much a haircut as a trimming of a few wispies in front of her eyes. I was hoping they&#8217;d grow long enough to sweep to the side (thus giving us the same haircut),   but that never happened. They&#8217;re so thin and sparse that a barrette (which fits into the choking hazard category) slowly slides down her head.<\/p>\n<p>After:<br \/>\n<a title=\"After by wadsgreen, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/wadsgreen\/5877693221\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5065\/5877693221_32b194d28e.jpg\" alt=\"After\" width=\"331\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>See how much more passive and docile she is with a haircut? It&#8217;s just like wild animals. Oh, you didn&#8217;t know that? Oh yeah, you just have to wrestle a fox down to the ground and give it a trim.<\/p>\n<style type=\"text\/css\">\n.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }\n.flickr-yourcomment { }\n.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }\n.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }\n<\/style>\n<div class=\"flickr-frame\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/sundaykofax\/5886432062\/\" title=\"photo sharing\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6028\/5886432062_91c71038a7.jpg\" class=\"flickr-photo\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<br \/>\n<span class=\"flickr-caption\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/sundaykofax\/5886432062\/\">On diaper strike<\/a>,<br \/>\n  originally uploaded by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/sundaykofax\/\">sundaykofax<\/a>.<\/span>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"flickr-yourcomment\">\nThis is what I came upon when I got 80 up from her nap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another milestone our baby book makes us note: 80&#8217;s first haircut. Before: on Flickr&#8221; href=&#8221;http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/wadsgreen\/5878253230\/&#8221;> It wasn&#8217;t so much a haircut as a trimming of a few wispies in front of her eyes. I was hoping they&#8217;d grow long enough to sweep to the side (thus giving us the same haircut), but that never happened. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bucket-of-sunshine"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1457"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1457\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}