{"id":145,"date":"2005-04-14T14:13:53","date_gmt":"2005-04-14T20:13:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/145"},"modified":"2005-04-14T14:14:16","modified_gmt":"2005-04-14T20:14:16","slug":"uncomfortable-staring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/145","title":{"rendered":"Uncomfortable staring"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know when you have a sex dream about someone who is in your daily life (as opposed to a celebrity sex dream) and then you wake up and think about how it&#8217;s going to be weird when you see them next,   and when you do see them it&#8217;s all weird, but only you know it, and you feel like you should tell them even though you really shouldn&#8217;t because there really isn&#8217;t a &#8220;special bond&#8221; &#8211; it&#8217;s all just in your head, but you can&#8217;t help it?<\/p>\n<p>Yeah. I don&#8217;t really know what else to say, but I guess each and every one of you reading this (who know me) can assume what you&#8217;d like. Giggedy giggedy. All right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know when you have a sex dream about someone who is in your daily life (as opposed to a celebrity sex dream) and then you wake up and think about how it&#8217;s going to be weird when you see them next, and when you do see them it&#8217;s all weird, but only you know [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-read-a-little-dream-of-me"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}