{"id":1415,"date":"2011-05-16T18:26:13","date_gmt":"2011-05-17T00:26:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/1415"},"modified":"2011-05-16T18:26:13","modified_gmt":"2011-05-17T00:26:13","slug":"80s-1st","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/1415","title":{"rendered":"80&#8217;s 1st"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We kept the baby alive for a year. Here&#8217;s proof.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/20110516-081722.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/20110516-081722.jpg\" alt=\"20110516-081722.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>80 and I went shopping for a new sippy cup (upgrading to a straw),   which has a nice rite-of-passage feel.<\/p>\n<p>Two friends (well,   four friends if you count the toddlers) stopped by to wish 80 a happy birthday.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/20110516-081906.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/20110516-081906.jpg\" alt=\"20110516-081906.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Pants are for suckers. Pants-free is the way to be.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be posting the cake-smash pics and video in a separate post. Off to eat celebratory lamb tikka masala. It may be 80&#8217;s birthday, but it&#8217;s also my birthiversary and I get treats too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We kept the baby alive for a year. Here&#8217;s proof. 80 and I went shopping for a new sippy cup (upgrading to a straw), which has a nice rite-of-passage feel. Two friends (well, four friends if you count the toddlers) stopped by to wish 80 a happy birthday. Pants are for suckers. Pants-free is the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[117,309],"class_list":["post-1415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bucket-of-sunshine","tag-birthday","tag-milestone"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1415"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1709,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415\/revisions\/1709"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}