{"id":139,"date":"2005-04-12T11:38:55","date_gmt":"2005-04-12T17:38:55","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=139"},"modified":"2005-04-12T11:38:55","modified_gmt":"2005-04-12T17:38:55","slug":"you-know-youre-a-corporate-shill-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/139","title":{"rendered":"You Know You&#8217;re a Corporate Shill When &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I didn&#8217;t get home from work until 10:30 p.m. This only happens once a quarter,   when the earnings release needs to be run through with a fine toothed comb,   so it&#8217;s more exciting and novel (with free pizza) than it is a pain in the ass. Plus, the person with whom I have to work with on this late night is one of my favorite people at work, so it was no big deal. It could be a whole lot worse.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m starting to feel the wear of not only working for a giant company with obvious corporate bloat, but also just a job that I&#8217;ve done for six months now. Much like my dating history, I have a tolerance point that, once reached, signals drastic change. For the former, it&#8217;s about a year. For the latter, it&#8217;s six months.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m obviously becoming more mature, as I have not freaked out and found a new sig.oth. or a new job. (I think the relative sanity of the boyfriend does directly influence the job tolerance.)<\/p>\n<p>That doesn&#8217;t mean that I&#8217;m not tempted. (I&#8217;m mostly talking about jobs, here.) Living in the city during the summer means kickball league and movies in the park. I don&#8217;t know what living in the suburbs is going to turn out like. I do know that there&#8217;s a pool at my apartment complex, I live next door to a go-cart track and mini golf course, and I live 6 minutes from Six Flags. That doesn&#8217;t sound bad in theory, but I don&#8217;t know how it will turn out.<\/p>\n<p>There are still 2 months before Allison Darling Lyman comes to spend the summer at Camp Bucket of Sunshine. (It&#8217;s a boot camp for souls who have lived in Iowa City too long and have chronic disenchantment. I think my sister is signing up for a two-week course.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, back to my identity working at a large company &#8211; I realized today that as much as I&#8217;ve learned from working here, I know I&#8217;ll never wholly identify with those who make this their career. I realized this as I used the copy room staple remover to pry out the staples that attached the &#8216;$.90&#8217; tag to my thrift store belt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I didn&#8217;t get home from work until 10:30 p.m. This only happens once a quarter, when the earnings release needs to be run through with a fine toothed comb, so it&#8217;s more exciting and novel (with free pizza) than it is a pain in the ass. Plus, the person with whom I have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}