{"id":1378,"date":"2011-03-22T14:08:33","date_gmt":"2011-03-22T20:08:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/?p=1378"},"modified":"2011-03-22T14:08:33","modified_gmt":"2011-03-22T20:08:33","slug":"why-so-serious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/1378","title":{"rendered":"Why so serious?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>  on Flickr&#8221; href=&#8221;http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/sundaykofax\/5551111090\/&#8221;><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5291\/5551111090_816bbcd139.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0888\" width=\"500\" height=\"331\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>A scrape,   a bruise,   lunch, and blue fuzz from the rug adorn my child&#8217;s grille.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>During the course of today, 80 got scrapes on both sides of her cheeks. Of course,this should remind you of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shirt80.com\/Batman-Joker-Why-So-Serious-T-Shirt-p-BAT049.html\">that teeshirt of Heath Ledger&#8217;s The Joker<\/a>. Naturally.<\/p>\n<p>The right side of her face is a combo scrape and bruise, the left side a plain ol&#8217; scrape. The scrabruise happened this morning before naptime. There is a rule &#8212; let&#8217;s call it The Pre-Toddler Law, that states &#8220;the closer you are to nap time (and thus the less balanced and coordinated you are), the more it will hurt when you fall down&#8221;. The very same biff would be shaken off with nary a cry if 80 had been fresh, but since it was just before a nap, she took it hard.<\/p>\n<p>On the upside, isn&#8217;t she cute anyway?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>on Flickr&#8221; href=&#8221;http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/sundaykofax\/5551111090\/&#8221;> A scrape, a bruise, lunch, and blue fuzz from the rug adorn my child&#8217;s grille. During the course of today, 80 got scrapes on both sides of her cheeks. Of course,this should remind you of that teeshirt of Heath Ledger&#8217;s The Joker. Naturally. The right side of her face is a combo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bucket-of-sunshine"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1378"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1380,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1378\/revisions\/1380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}