{"id":133,"date":"2005-04-07T15:22:05","date_gmt":"2005-04-07T21:22:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/133"},"modified":"2005-04-07T15:22:05","modified_gmt":"2005-04-07T21:22:05","slug":"saltines-are-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/133","title":{"rendered":"Saltines are good."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Much like the way Sprite tastes like &#8220;staying home from school with the flu&#8221;,   Saltines are a psychosomatic\/really good way to feel better when you&#8217;re feeling sick. They make you want to drink water,   which is good,   and they have an accumulated taste of Mom and feeling better.<\/p>\n<p>Which is to say, I&#8217;m not feeling so hot today. I woke up feeling weird. Wait &#8211; I slept weird. Jason &#8211; will you post what it was I said to you in my sleep last night? I think it&#8217;s really funny, but that&#8217;s probably because I said it.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m calling in sick to the library. I&#8217;m going to go home and watch crap tv with my cat on my lap. Yeah. That will be good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Much like the way Sprite tastes like &#8220;staying home from school with the flu&#8221;, Saltines are a psychosomatic\/really good way to feel better when you&#8217;re feeling sick. They make you want to drink water, which is good, and they have an accumulated taste of Mom and feeling better. Which is to say, I&#8217;m not feeling [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rantlet"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}