{"id":126,"date":"2005-04-05T15:18:51","date_gmt":"2005-04-05T21:18:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/126"},"modified":"2005-04-05T15:20:51","modified_gmt":"2005-04-05T21:20:51","slug":"traitors-win-cheaters-dont","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/126","title":{"rendered":"Traitors win. Cheaters don&#8217;t."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well,   last night was a stunning and exciting defeat for the Illini. Why the hell am I blogging about it,   since we all know I swore off baskeball after logging many hours as a cheerleader?<\/p>\n<p>I got pressured into filling out a bracket for the First Annual Absolutely-Nothing-To-Do-With- A*****-Public-Affairs NCAA Basketball Pool. Having watched none of the season games, I turned to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.about.com\">About.com<\/a> for my answers. They used a <a href=\"http:\/\/probasketball.about.com\/library\/weekly\/bl_2005ncaatournamentstrategy.htm\">logical method of choosing teams.<\/a> They didn&#8217;t offer up a champion, so I turned to my father. He thought Illinois would choke, so I picked NC.<\/p>\n<p>Turns out, I did better than I thought. All of the basketball-crazies who chose IL because they went there really made the bracket clear for me to climb all the way to third place. I won back my $10, and made $20 to boot. Now, I&#8217;ve accepted my invite to go study at UI, but I think that I can say that I&#8217;m not technically a student, because I don&#8217;t owe them any money yet.<\/p>\n<p>I thought you&#8217;d really really need to know. I even took a camerapicture of myself flaunting the bills, but it&#8217;s just not transmitting the photo to my email, so you&#8217;ll just have to imagine my smug face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, last night was a stunning and exciting defeat for the Illini. Why the hell am I blogging about it, since we all know I swore off baskeball after logging many hours as a cheerleader? I got pressured into filling out a bracket for the First Annual Absolutely-Nothing-To-Do-With- A*****-Public-Affairs NCAA Basketball Pool. Having watched none [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-sonya-fact"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}