{"id":123,"date":"2005-04-04T11:58:51","date_gmt":"2005-04-04T17:58:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/123"},"modified":"2005-04-04T11:58:51","modified_gmt":"2005-04-04T17:58:51","slug":"i-found-a-vibrator-at-a-thrift-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/123","title":{"rendered":"I found a vibrator at a thrift store"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That got your attention. Yeah it did.<\/p>\n<p>I was Goodwill hunting at a thrift store in Waukegan a few weeks ago,   and noticed this vibrator sitting nonchalantly on one of the tables in the front of the store. I didn&#8217;t actually go pick it up and shake it,   but I can only assume that there was a vibrator living inside that box. I was afraid it would bite me.<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-content\/panasonic.jpg' alt='The little-known Panabrator II'\/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not a vibrator novice,   nor am I a vibrator aficionada, but I do know that this thing looks like the <strong>Sharper Image<\/strong> vibrator from that one episode of Sex and the City.<\/p>\n<p>I just thought you&#8217;d like to see it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That got your attention. Yeah it did. I was Goodwill hunting at a thrift store in Waukegan a few weeks ago, and noticed this vibrator sitting nonchalantly on one of the tables in the front of the store. I didn&#8217;t actually go pick it up and shake it, but I can only assume that there [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bucket-of-sunshine"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}