{"id":1067,"date":"2010-04-30T09:40:24","date_gmt":"2010-04-30T15:40:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/?p=1067"},"modified":"2010-04-30T09:45:38","modified_gmt":"2010-04-30T15:45:38","slug":"tech-jargon-and-squishy-bits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/1067","title":{"rendered":"Tech jargon and squishy bits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TMI (too much information) warning for this post.<\/p>\n<p>The latest development with The Soybean is that she&#8217;s now so big,   and so active,   that when she moves around she hits my cervix. I think of this as &#8220;pinging my cervix&#8221;*. <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ping #In_common_usage\">To ping<\/a> is a computer term. In Facebook parlance,   it&#8217;s like &#8220;to poke&#8221;. It&#8217;s sending a message to someone without saying anything.<\/p>\n<p>The term has become part of my daily language. I ping my coworkers via instant messenger to see if they&#8217;re available before launching into the question I have. I&#8217;ll ping my friend Kelly when I&#8217;m ready to meet her for lunch, so she knows to meet me on the corner.<\/p>\n<p>The way the word sounds also fits the feeling I&#8217;m having. The baby is just saying &#8220;hey, are you still there?&#8221;, probably wondering when she can come out and play. As my (very pregnant) friend Mary described herself, I too no longer have a round belly. It&#8217;s getting corners.<\/p>\n<p>For those of you who&#8217;ve had a Pap smear, it&#8217;s similar to when they swab your cervix. It doesn&#8217;t last long, but you <i>definitely<\/i> notice it. PING!<\/p>\n<p>I keep wondering how much assault my cervix can take before it gives up. I have three weeks till my due date, but the way she&#8217;s squirming, I think the Soybean is going to throw herself out of me. That, or it&#8217;s going to be a very long three weeks.<\/p>\n<p>Then again, I should be grateful that she isn&#8217;t pinging my bladder. I hear that generally results in an underwear change.<\/p>\n<p>*I think Kelly actually used this term first. Since she had a 10+ lb. baby, you can imagine all the pinging.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TMI (too much information) warning for this post. The latest development with The Soybean is that she&#8217;s now so big, and so active, that when she moves around she hits my cervix. I think of this as &#8220;pinging my cervix&#8221;*. To ping is a computer term. In Facebook parlance, it&#8217;s like &#8220;to poke&#8221;. It&#8217;s sending [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[173],"tags":[201,202,177,195,203],"class_list":["post-1067","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zomg-babies","tag-geek","tag-nerd","tag-pregnancy","tag-pregnant","tag-tmi"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1067","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1067"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1067\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1070,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1067\/revisions\/1070"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}