{"id":106,"date":"2005-03-23T12:23:49","date_gmt":"2005-03-23T18:23:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/106"},"modified":"2005-03-23T12:31:57","modified_gmt":"2005-03-23T18:31:57","slug":"boo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/106","title":{"rendered":"Boo."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just because someone is due Monday does not mean they can unload their Christ-sized burden on me. I have 15 documents with 5 different sections to proof against 263 source documents &#8211; all numbers.<\/p>\n<p>OK,   I might be exaggerating a little,   but I&#8217;m kind of miffed that I can&#8217;t spend my usual leisurely afternoon blogging.<\/p>\n<p>I went and made a pot of decaf for the afternoon (psychosomatic effects) and noticed that there was no creamer. I looked around for an alternative to the powdered stuff,   and realized that the best option was one of the cans of Similac sitting on the counter.<\/p>\n<p>THAT&#8217;S what happens when you work at a diversified health care company. It&#8217;s one of our products.<\/p>\n<p>(I went without creamer.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just because someone is due Monday does not mean they can unload their Christ-sized burden on me. I have 15 documents with 5 different sections to proof against 263 source documents &#8211; all numbers. OK, I might be exaggerating a little, but I&#8217;m kind of miffed that I can&#8217;t spend my usual leisurely afternoon blogging. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rantlet"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=106"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}