{"id":1052,"date":"2010-02-26T13:31:30","date_gmt":"2010-02-26T19:31:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/?p=1052"},"modified":"2010-02-26T13:31:30","modified_gmt":"2010-02-26T19:31:30","slug":"3-of-3-welcome-to-the-third-trimester-here-have-a-donut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/1052","title":{"rendered":"3 of 3 (welcome to the third trimester, here, have a donut)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thursday marks the rollover date for The Soybean. It&#8217;s kind of like an estimated birthday,   or reverse-birthday,   since the actual birth day hasn&#8217;t arrived yet. Conception day sounds too creepy. Concepti\u00f3n Day sounds better.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday marked the 28th week of my beknocked uppedness. I was always irritated by people who spoke of their pregnancy (or children&#8217;s ages) in terms of weeks,   because it meant I had to divide by four to get a number that was meaningful to me. Much like how much a salary is, or how much a house costs, my ability to understand the numbers is something that came with age. 28 weeks = seven months, which would then mean that I have two months to go (8 weeks), but in reality, human gestation is a bit longer than that (40 weeks total), so I actually have 12 weeks to go.*<\/p>\n<p>So what does this mean? The Soybean is over two pounds now, and if she were born now, she&#8217;d fare &#8230; ok. My plan is to keep her in for another 12 weeks.<\/p>\n<p>What does this mean for me? Month 5.5-6.5 was kind of crappy, body-wise. I really couldn&#8217;t sleep in any position other than my sides, and I started getting back aches when standing or sitting for too long. This meant I was uncomfortable no matter where I was. I also was waking up a lot at night, unable to fall asleep. That may be par for some of your courses, but not me. I&#8217;m a good sleeper, and I want to get as much of it as I can NOW.<\/p>\n<p>I thought (and even admitted to Jason) that if this is how crappy it is now, there&#8217;s no WAY I was going to be comfortable again for the next 3.5 months.<\/p>\n<p>Starting mid-way through month six, I started being able to sleep better, and my back stopped hurting. I recognize that it&#8217;s not that much to complain about, since I&#8217;m bringing some effing life into the world in exchange.<\/p>\n<p>What I&#8217;ve learned is that there&#8217;s a fine line between feeling like myself, and feeling like an incubator. When I&#8217;m not achey, when I can sleep at night, when I can wear jeans and a hoodie, I feel like myself. (I recently acquired maternity jeans and a maternity hoodie &#8212; my standard uniform, expanded.) If I&#8217;m uncomfortable, I feel so radically different, it&#8217;s surprising. It&#8217;s not like when I&#8217;m sick, even really sick. Maybe it&#8217;s knowing I&#8217;m not just outpacing a cold, I&#8217;m running the equivalent to a marathon, and it&#8217;s nowhere close to over yet.<\/p>\n<p>*I&#8217;ll save all irritation at the whole gestation length being off by 2 weeks, because doctors count from your last period, instead of when you actually got pregnant, but whatever. It&#8217;s a joyous occasion, and I can&#8217;t get my panties in a bunch anyway. They&#8217;re stretched too tight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thursday marks the rollover date for The Soybean. It&#8217;s kind of like an estimated birthday, or reverse-birthday, since the actual birth day hasn&#8217;t arrived yet. Conception day sounds too creepy. Concepti\u00f3n Day sounds better. Anyway. Yesterday marked the 28th week of my beknocked uppedness. 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