{"id":1000,"date":"2009-11-17T14:54:05","date_gmt":"2009-11-17T20:54:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/?p=1000"},"modified":"2009-11-17T14:56:04","modified_gmt":"2009-11-17T20:56:04","slug":"another-tacky-announcement-my-blog-wants-to-tell-you-im-pregnant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/1000","title":{"rendered":"Another tacky announcement! My blog wants to tell you I&#8217;m pregnant."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Following in the tradition of <a href=\"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/407\">marriage<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/611\">moving<\/a>,   there&#8217;s no better way to tell a group of people you&#8217;re (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?client=safari&#038;rls=en&#038;q=pregnancy+euphemisms&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;oe=UTF-8\">insert pregnancy euphemism here<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p>I figure you&#8217;re all as excited as we are,   so I&#8217;ll skip the blathering and just give you the goods:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>We&#8217;re expecting a human baby around May 20th, 2010. <\/li>\n<li>That makes me almost 14 weeks pregnant.<\/li>\n<li>Yes, I had first-trimester nausea.<\/li>\n<li>No, I didn&#8217;t ever actually puke.<\/li>\n<li>Yes, I plan on blogging all about it.<\/li>\n<li>That makes this a mostly knitting and pregnancy blog at this point.<\/li>\n<li>As I am an open person, you are going to hear about controversial, weird and potentially gross stuff. Consider yourself warned.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/sundaykofax\/4099945594\/\" title=\"7 weeks by sundaykofax, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2693\/4099945594_d08967024e_m.jpg\" width=\"159\" height=\"240\" alt=\"7 weeks\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/sundaykofax\/4099189783\/\" title=\"13 Weeks by sundaykofax, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2720\/4099189783_b1a5383216_m.jpg\" width=\"142\" height=\"240\" alt=\"13 Weeks\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(That&#8217;s 7 weeks and 14 weeks.)<\/p>\n<p>Next to come: sonogram headshot of what we&#8217;re referring to as The Soybean, results of genetic testing, ruminations on the first three months, and more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Following in the tradition of marriage and moving, there&#8217;s no better way to tell a group of people you&#8217;re (insert pregnancy euphemism here). I figure you&#8217;re all as excited as we are, so I&#8217;ll skip the blathering and just give you the goods: We&#8217;re expecting a human baby around May 20th, 2010. That makes me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[173],"tags":[175,176,174],"class_list":["post-1000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zomg-babies","tag-announcement","tag-soybean","tag-totally-knocked-up"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1000"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1004,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000\/revisions\/1004"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}