Now I just need some wings — large wings. Or, maybe I’m aerodynamic like a bumblebee.
Archive for the ‘Bucket Of Sunshine’ Category
I feel like a fat Tinkerbell
Friday, March 5th, 2010Fast craft: initial singularity
Saturday, February 20th, 2010
I wanted to make a personalized onesie* for my friends’ baby, Emerson. First I had
thought of a heat-transferred or screenprinted image of Ralph Waldo,
but decided against anything that you couldn’t wash a million times,
or that might feel unpleasant against the skin.
This was the fastest craft I have ever crafted. Here’s how to make an
embroidered monogrammed onesie in 15 minutes.
1. Go to the thrift store and buy a onesie. I got this one for a dollar.
2. Using a pencil, draw the letter(s) you want to embroider. One of
the appealing factors to this aesthetic is the simplicity, so don’t
overdo it with the serifs.
3. Using sewing thread (I knotted the ends together, giving me a
doubled stitch), stitch over the pencil marks. I went for longer
outward stitches and short back-facing stitches. If the fabric were
see-thru, it would look like this: -•-•-•-
4. Knot the thread and trim ends.
5. Feel the bask of pleasure that comes with crafting.
*Jason’s taken to calling onesies (like this one) "singularities". I
think we are going to be awesomely nerdy parents.
Getting scratched with colored pencils
Thursday, February 18th, 2010One of the common things that happen to pregnant women (I prefer not to use the term ’symptom’) is that the round ligaments that you never knew you had will protest as they stretch to cover the increasing distance between their points A and B.
I read that it’s usually a low groin or thigh ache. For a few months (mos. 3-5) I had a really strange sensation just to the left of my belly button. It felt exactly like a beam of sunburn the size of a quarter was being aimed at my belly. (Or, the sensation of being tattooed.) It recently went away.
Now, mirrored on the other side, but still way up high next to my belly button (which is way up high, far from where it lived before), I occasionally get the sensation that someone is poking me gently with a colored pencil.
Strange, that I so specifically recognize the feeling as a colored pencil. There must be something about the sensation that matches some childhood memory of the feeling of sharp colored pencils against the skin.
Happy birthday/superbowl to me
Sunday, February 7th, 2010
I’m 31 today. I’m 6 months pregnant, I just agreed to buy a condo, and
I’m in the Bahamas*. I feel like I’m getting adulty real fast.
Jason feels similarly. We planned the pregnancy, but the trip and the
home buying were very recent decisions. Everything fell into place. We
thought about taking a quick trip, and found cheap flights. We have
friends who recently bought a place and had a kick-ass realtor who
they recommended, who helped us find exactly what we were looking for
in less than a week. We’ll get the home-buying tax credit, and will
have our own home before the Soybean arrives. It feels overwhelming,
but all of our decisions have a great deal of logic behind them.
Now my brain just has to catch up.
*I was only mildly horrified to learn that people refer to our trip as
a "babymoon". Really, it’s our belated honeymoon. We never took one
when we got married, mostly because I had a no vacation days during my
first year at the Millicent library.
Magical pot roast night!
Friday, January 29th, 2010
This is the pot roast that will send Kelly into labor. I’ve promised
her.
I visited Al in NYC this past weekend, and she made a pot roast. I
couldn’t get over how good it was. Partly, it’s because it’s a beef
and potato dish, which I grew up eating. Secondly, it’s really easy.
Al (and I) used the Trader Joes Cabernet marinated pot roast, then
dumped some onions, potatoes, and carrots in. (I added crimini
mushrooms.) That’s it.
I absolutely cannot wait for dinner tonight.
Let’s play “Where’s Sonya?”
Thursday, November 5th, 2009
Can you guess? If you happen to read my Twitter (also referred to as
‘microblogging’ on the sidebar here, you’ll deduce that I’m at a book
conference, in Charleston, SC.
I pinch hit for Abby (who’s sick) by booking a flight then getting on
said flight yesterday.
My talk was on what LibraryThing is, and about social cataloging. I
think it was good – passable. I think it could be great if I get to
practice it more than once.
AmeriCorps flashbacks from Project Runway
Thursday, September 17th, 2009Whaaaaa?
You wouldn’t think a show about designing and making clothes would trigger a flashback to my days in Americorps, you really wouldn’t. If you were never in AmeriCorps National Civilian Community Corps, then there’s a lot about the day-to-day organization of our lives that you probably wouldn’t have thought of.
Since we worked in teams of up to 15 people, we share living quarters, a big 15-passenger van, and a food budget. While watching the contestants run around Mood (the fabric store) trying to find what they wanted within a limited amount of time, with a limited budget, I found myself remembering how I would do the same. We’d run around the Jewel, Shaw’s, Piggly Wiggly (whatever grocery store was local to our project) and try to spend as much of our budget as possible without going over. Our pantry depended on our choices, and we quickly learned to buy staples a maximum number of people could eat.
It was really fun, like having a giant family. By the end of the year, I knew I could buy Star Crunches or Nutella and it would make particular teammates happy to have a favorite treat. Oh, once I bought all the fixings for energy bars, and spent an evening making a quadruple batch. I wrapped them all in tin foil, and stacked them in a cupboard like silver bars. It meant not having to prepare a lunch, and they were popular. It made me feel good to prepare food for so many people, probably vestigial mother hen thing.
Kipping Sox
Sunday, September 13th, 2009But not kipping socks.
Sox redux
Sunday, September 13th, 2009Our game Friday was rained out. We’re back at Fenway for more baseball.
We can be only one place
Friday, September 11th, 2009
Oh, Red Sox Nation, you’re so intense. It’s mostly fun except when
it’s scary. Also, you can’t escape the loving warmth of Dunkin Donuts.
I know you might wonder – I did not bring knitting. I did once knit
dome Red Sox red socks for a friend after they won that first time in
recent history. Who knew I’d end up living in Boston? Not me.







